In the previous episode, we read of how Amanda's unrequited passion for the charismatic snail, Berowne, is deeply distressing her. Now she has reached her ultimate "to be or not to be" moment when she wonders, as Hamlet did, whether or not to shuffle off "this mortal coil", a more appropriate term for a snail than a human, perhaps.
Poor Amanda is love-lorn and lost,In despair and her heart's tempest-tossed.
She is spurned by Berowne,
F2f and by phone,
She's rejected - and deffo star-crossed.
And now, in despair, on the edge,
She slides slowly towards that fell ledge.
Should she jump or recoil?
Her mind's in turmoil,
Not consoled by her favourite veg.
| Will Berowne reconsider and join Amanda at the next Aubergine feast? |
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